2. Enjoy responses.
3. Have a lovely day/afternoon/night from there.
If we where drunk I would...
Try to fight you
hug you, uncontrollably cry and continuously say "I fuckin' love you man"
vomit on you and pass out
we don't drink =/
tell you my complex backstory
awkwardly flirt with you
leave to try and get laid
To me you are...
Sexy as hell
If we went on a date...
Treat you with class
take you to a disco
get all "touchy feely"
spend the entire date using shitty pick up lines
attempt to cup a feel
try to impress you and inevitably fail
hang out with you
beat the shit out of you
show you these amazing new shoes that I got for only $17.99
sell cocaine to bail you out of jail
take I fucking bullet for you man
bail you out of jail
kill you O_O
If you looked out the window at midnight I would...
hold a boom box out over my head and play a romantic song
be hiding the bushes
passed out drunk in a pile of my own vomit
be singing Hungry Like the Wolf
Try to explain to you why I am naked and holding a gas can full of live bats
Repost this in your journal so I can comment
Talk to me
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!
Go die in a fire
Go KICK SOME ZOMBIE ASS!!
-n't have done that Dave
learn how to speak Spanish.
Get off of DeviantART, go out into the sun, and GET LAID